Free Your Mind, And Your Legs Will Follow

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Harden Up

In Iowa...only the strong survive. Get your shit in order. There is no room for error. The only way to make it is preparation. Mental and physical endurance will be your only savior. When you can't fathom going any will have an eternity to pedal. When you're so tired all you want to do is sleep.... an old cd player will be blaring in the background with a scratched CD skipping. When you want to throw in the towel....its going to take hours for your ride to even pick your sorry ass up. So what do you do?? Keep your pathetic measly soul moving....just keep MOVING. Keep your eye on the prize, keep your eye on the clock, and get it done. 

The Slender Fungus will be prepared for Iowa.

Get Hard.

- Cookie

1 comment:

  1. Let's get together and do some ride planning. Where is the bonk-king? I have been riding the Dirty Sanchez and have grown accustomed to it. I am also trying to fit myself on a geared bike. Now that I have been riding the singlespeed I feel weird having the derailleurs and all the extra crap.
    Your post gave me a stomach ache. It costs 60 bucks to go to Iowa. A full tank of gas and 2 sandwiches. We need a sponsor.